This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
in pain from laughing at this fucking video
we thought it would be easy
Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
Esteemed Mr J, do you have any opinions on guinea pigs (モルモット)?
They…they look….y…nice!
if you did a tedtalk what would it be like
Get onstage. Swetiest bloke alive. Tap mic. Feedback so loud you cant hear me say what the talks about (why no straight pride?) I get so upset I puke down me shirt
that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................