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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

Luna moth and death head moth

in pain from laughing at this fucking video

For anyone who was confused like I was

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist

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Pov: you reached for your ID after being asked to present it

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................

she

now rubber glove from the sink......... girl do you want me to do the fucking dishes.........